When singers have an accent they can get away with rhyming two words that clearly were not meant to sound similar.
It legitimately upsets me how Matthew will never know how much he’s helped me. He said himself on Larry King Live that he could hopefully just by talking to Larry on his show or acting, he could help thousands of people. I’m so glad that I’ve come across him. Like, I literally have no words right now. I just can’t explain it; it’s ineffable. Aside form the “oh em gee leik he’s just so UNF and oh em gee leik I can’t even” (because I know I’ve made those posts before) like genuinely I just appreciate all that he’s done, and all that he’s continued to do.
Mean Girls came out nine years ago we can stop quoting it now
listen here u lil shit.
OMG I love my roommate (other one) and her boyfriend so much. Like we legit just spent a solid hour and a half discussing everything that was either wrong with people or with society, like gay marriage to people not hiring you because of piercings. They’re just my real life OTP and like they’re awesome. I’m so glad her and I are tight as fuck, and I’m glad he’s a genuinely nice guy. Those don’t come around often, so I’m glad she snagged him up.
fun fact on ramsay’s kitchen nightmares (original uk version) ramsay takes his shirt off almost every episode
It’s so remarkably ironic how now that you realize that you’re actually on your own without us, you seem to try and cling on for dear life. You had 2 years of us being around but once you found someone new you tossed us aside and you think that’s just going to be ok? Fuck no. You brought this on yourself, I don’t have any sympathy for you at all. None. So fuck off.
it might be too hot to wear all black but that isn’t going to stop me
would you rather date a person in their “RAWR :3 XD LOLOLOL TROLLED!!! .3.” phase
or drop raw onions in your eyes?